She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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