so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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