Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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