yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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