Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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