Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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