so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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