before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Randomize
