Can Purell be used as lube?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
