Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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