ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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