I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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