i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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