Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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