I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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