The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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