she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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