we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
