i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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