i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just threw up on my dentist
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
