U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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