If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
