Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
you never un-have a 4some
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