Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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