I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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