I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
