That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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