Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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