I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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