What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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