I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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