I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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