He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it because I queefed?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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