You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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