That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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