If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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