Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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