Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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