Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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