3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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