Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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