How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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