Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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