they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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