Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
