It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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