Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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