I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
