Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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