Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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